“Hey, baby. You lookin’ for a date–political or otherwise?”/Image: Licensed Adobe Stock, Photographee.eu. “Twennee dolla make yoo holla, boom boom long time, GI!” Normally, when...
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Nothing makes sense anymore–so get your tickets now!/Image: Licensed Adobe Stock, Evgeniy Kalinovskiy. Welcome to the American Experiment Memorial Theater, oppression-loving, rightist, dramaturgical readers!...
Free us from the shackles of big government–as long as our minds our servants of Trump./Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Sondem. Text-based greetings, Alt-reading lovers!...
A fit posterior is much better to sit on to watch Fox News than a not fit one!/Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Maridav. Ciao Bella,...
Early humans couldn’t resist doing the vertical tango with hotties like this–and it’s what led to the wonderful nightmare that is modern civilization./Image: Licensed...
Liberal Snowflakes: delicate, beautiful, magical. Conservative puddles: shallow, a bummer, get in everyone’s way./Image: Licensed Adobe stock, richsouthwales. Ow! I just hammered my own thumb...
Ugh–what’s that hideous smell!?!? Oh, it’s Stench, the new fragrance for your necrotizing Alt-soul!/Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Victoria Kalinina. Ciao Bella, Conservative Cuties! As...
Ye olde school shooting–believe us, it was a thing./Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Stillfx. A member of the Republican National Committee (RNC) given a dis-honorary...
ATM fees are often waived in places with a lot of waves!/Image: Licensed Adobe stock: haveseen. Eh, Mon! Despite that use of caricature-based tropic...
Yum, yum, and yum again–and you’re Alt so you’re dumb./Image: Licensed Adobe stock, ExQuisine. Gut-based greetings, conservatively culinary crackpots. All these outright admissions to...