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Aren’t you intrigued already, Spread Your Right Wings (SYRW) readers?
“We define ‘illusions’ as the phenomena in which your perception differs from physical reality in a way that is readily evident,” according to Susana Martinez-Conde and Stephen Macknik, authors of Champions of Illusion: The Science Behind Mind-Boggling Images and Mystifying Brain Puzzles, via this lovely Mental Floss article on the subject by writer Jen Winkowski.
Of course, if it’s only readily evident to everyone but you, then you’re an embarrassment to humanity known as an Alt-righter, like us here at SYRW.
Perception
Look at the two images below. Which one do you think can’t handle reality in 2018, thus they elected a psychotic moron to be president to punish us all?
What Do You See?
Look carefully at the image below. Do you see New York Democrat, or D.C. Republican?
Follow the Eyes
Move the screen you’re looking at from side to side. Do the eyes seem to follow you? Yes–that’s because the soul inside is dying, yet the eye will always seek to find the humanity in a human body. Even if it’s not there!
Tomato, Tomaato
Of the two images below, which one is easier to get your hands on? Neither! They’re both equally easy, despite the fact that the second one is a much more deadly weapon of war.
Reflection
When you look at the words below do you understand that you can’t get the first without the other? If not, you’re an idiot!
PROGRESS
CHANGE
Equality
When you look at the word above, do you feel scared? Approximately 60% of the population has a gene for an enzyme called 1A-Traditionalist, and begins panicking when they see or think about this word.
Race
Move your eyes quickly back and forth from the first phrase to the second for then seconds. Then close your eyes. Do you think of them as equal? No? Well, guess what? They are!
BLACK PERSON <———–> WHITE PERSON
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